August 3rd
Dear Tesco, It has taken me 20
minutes of wrestling and swearing to open this bottle of fizzy water, only to
find there isn't any fizz! Can you please post me some bubbles and refund me 20
minutes of my time? Thank you.
August 4th
Stuck ont train next to a man
with wandering elbows. Keeps jabbing me in the ribs. I've had sprouts for
dinner. Might startle him with a fart.
August 9th
Hilarous!
Lad on train just got a child single to Nottingham then purchased a chilled can
of Stella from the trolley. Teehee. Naughty
August 12th
Pleased
to read that, even in the deepest darkest recession, people still like to buy
fake noses and plastic poo.
August 15th
Busy bus! I am Bond! Jayne Bond!
License to spill.
August 18th
I’m on the bus, gingerly being
ginger.
August 21st
Observing the effects of a
delayed bus on a wet Sunday afternoon; the anger caused by this late arrival is
fascinating.
August 22nd
Regretting eating and drinking
soooo much chocolate on the bus...but will probably start the whole process
again in half hour!
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